Aug 28, 2018
Eager to clear his name from the ignominy of his last stand -
but forced to do so incognito, under the clever pseudonym Armstrong
- Custer comes across evildoings in the mysterious Montana town of
Bloody Gulch, which a ruthless Indian trader runs as his own
personal fiefdom, with rumors of muder, slavery, and buried
treasure.
Armstrong is a rip-roaring tale of action, adventure, and hilarity
as the ridiculously handsome, astonishingly brave, and highly
susceptible milk-drinking cavalryman travels through the untamed
West.
The Custer of the West Series begins here - and it's a wild ride
you won't want to miss.
"The world has a new hero - actually an old hero
reimagined - George Armstrong Custer, in this delightfully funny
alternative history that's better, or at least happier, than the
real thing." - WINSTON GROOM, bestselling author of Forrest Gump
and El Paso
"Droll satire, this is the West as it might have been
if the Sioux hadn't saved us." - STEPHEN COONTS, bestselling author
of Flight of the Intruder and Liberty's Last
Stand
"If Custer died for our sins, Armstrong resurrects him
for our delight. Not just the funniest book ever written about an
Indian massacre, but laugh out loud funny, period. The best
historical comic adventure since George MacDonald Fraser's
Flashman." - PHILLIP JENNINGS, author of Nam-A-Rama and Goodbye
Mexico
"Crocker has created a hilarious hero for the ages.
Armstrong rides through the Old West setting right the wrongs, and
setting wrong the rights, in a very funny cascade of satire,
history, and even patriotism." - ROB LONG, Emmy- and Golden
Globes-nominated screenwriter and co-executive producer of
Cheers
What if Custer survived the Battle of the Little
Bighorn?
What if he became a gun-for-hire?
And what if he made common cause with a troupe of cancan
dancers, Chinese acrobats, an eyepatch-wearing rebel cardsharp, and
a multilingual Crow scout?